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A STONED MONKEY
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the
monkey
"Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join
me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they have another joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry',
and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned
lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey
friend.
He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so
wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this
out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree
where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "Bloody Hell
DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"
